Buff Ryders (skit), lyric by DMX

from the songs album Ruff Ryders

Eve: i use to be shy and now i'm a ruff ryder

Man: the ruff ryders, the ruff ryders, ruff ryders, i'm a ruff ryder baby, wussup

Eve: nigga you can't be serious

Man: whatchu talkin about?

Eve: you not even a ruff type nigga

Man: i'm a ruff type nigga baby, you don't know ruff, i'm ruff. you talkin about ruff ryders here...

Eve: nigga, you a fuckin clown....

Man: what are you talkin bout, i'm a clown? i'm a ruff ryder baby, don't even play yourself. r-o-u-g-h-f, ruff ryder

Eve: see, you can't even spell the words ruff ryders

Man: i know what i'm talkin about

Eve: you're not a ruff ryder

Man: i'm a ruff ryder, i'm a ruff ryder

Eve: you're not a ruff ryder

Man: i am a ruff ryder

Eve: you know what you are?

Man: what?

Eve: you'z a buff ryder...